Why am I still a fan?

Why am I still a fan of the Minnesota Vikings?
We single-handily built the Dallas Cowboys dynasty by agreeing to the worst trade in NFL history.
With the highest scoring offense in the history of the NFL, our coach decided to run the clock out instead of trying for a game winning score in the 1998 NFC Championship Game. We then lose the game in overtime.
The next time we make it to the NFC Championship Game? We get blown out by the Giants 41-0.
Our head coach, the lowest paid in league, was fined for scalping Super Bowl tickets.
In 1999, one of our first round draft picks walked out of training camp and never came back. He later was committed to a mental institution.
Teams spend months preparing for the NFL Draft. When the time comes it should be pretty simple who they are gonna draft. The Vikings didn't get their pick in on time and went from pick No. 7 to No. 9.
We drafted a WR who can't even see the ball let alone catch it!
I could on and on: Our star WR dumped a water bottle on a ref during a national televised playoff game, we drafted a QB in the second round that most experts didn't even think would get drafted, in 2000 our RB led the league in rushing and then retired as soon as the season was over.
To top it all off we have the worst mascot in the NFL.

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